Crazy Plant Lady

$12.95
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You know you are a crazy plant lady when...Every available surface in your home serves as a plant stand every container is repurposed as a planter you give your plants names this cute gift book is full of call-outs to the plant-obsessed among us, as well as quizzes, lists, affirmations, puns, fun facts about historical plant ladies, and memes. Includes a sheet of stickers to spread your plant lady allegiances.

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Crazy Plant Lady, by Microcosm Publishing is available to order online, and for in-store pickup at our shop in Port Townsend, WA.

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