Zen as F*ck

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The road to serenity is ahead, and its paved with a f*ck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras arent enough to cut through the bullsh*t and brighten the dayhold close the pages of Zen as F*ck. On each and every page, give the good around  a warm f*cking hug and kick the bad on its ass. Journal the way through positive affirmations and cathartic-as-f*ck activities on a liberating journey toward something pretty close to happiness.

Sprinkle, scatter, or set off a glitter-bomb of happy vibes onto a trail of tranquility with Zen as F*ck!

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Zen as F*ck, by MPS is available to order online.

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